"So you have your price. Your soul for a cookie."
-James Patterson, Max
Dear Oatmeal Cookie,
I love you. People mock your healthy oats & squishy raisins, but I cherish your soft, textured consistency. The delight of biting into an explosion of fruity sweet sun of grape. Your subtle spiciness layered under delectable sugariness.
Oatmeal Cookie: haters gonna hate.
We have each other. From now until eternity.